Homework Jokes and Excuses




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Homework Joke or Excuse?
Sometimes you have to
stop crying and start laughing!

Do you know a hilarious homework joke?
Teachers, have you heard the world's best homework excuse? (Maybe you've given the best homework excuse!)
Parents, what clever excuse has your son or daughter used to get out of doing homework?
Students, what's your best homework excuse? Have any of them actually worked?

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What the heck? Not rated yet
Question:
Why is your homework late?

Answer:
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Question:
Why didn't you do your math homework?

Answer:
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Fighting (homework joke) Not rated yet
Teacher:
Where is your homework?

Pupil:
It flew away when I was fihgting this boy who said you are the worst teacher in the school.

my printer is broken (excuse) Not rated yet
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