Take a look at my Homework War table to better understand who is saying what to whom:
|
Student |
Parent |
Teacher |
Principal |
District |
Politicians & Big Business |
Student to: |
Why do we have the same homework even though we're at different reading and math levels? You have a computer, tutors and a stay-at-home mom to help you with your homework? Lucky. |
I'm tired! I want to play! Why do you make me do this dumb homework every night? Hey! Are you supposed to do my homework? |
I don't understand this homework! This is boring! Can you let me choose what I'd like to study? |
I have 2 hours of homework each night? Does every class at my grade level get the same homework? |
Do you have some homework rules you could give my principal and teacher, please? |
Wanna visit my class? We work very, very hard all day. |
Parent to: |
I know, you've been at school all day and need a break, but we have to think about college! Please sit down, focus, and we'll be finished with this homework faster! |
I am so worried that my kids won't measure up to yours that I sit next to mine when they do their homework, feeding them answers and correcting each and every problem. (I also do their projects, but don't tell.) |
Why can't my child do this homework? Did you cover this material? Do you want me to teach new concepts? Should elementary students have 2 hours of homework a night? |
Why are all the teachers at your school doing their own homework thing? Shouldn't there be some sort of consistency? |
Could you please come up with a district homework policy based on sound scientific research, teacher experience and common sense? |
Do you really want my child to grow up to be a happy, engaged and pro-active citizen and worker - or an unquestioning worker bee? |
Teacher to: |
Yes, you have been working very hard, but we have a lot of material to cover before The Test! Please turn in your homework! |
What about the 'Home-School Connection?' I need your help, not your complaints! Just sit down with your kids and get that homework finished! |
How much homework are you giving your students? I had better assign more; I don't want to look like the 'easy' teacher. |
Would you please insist that all of the teachers in this school follow the district homework policy? You do know the homework policy, right? |
Could you please come up with a district homework policy based on sound scientific research, teacher experience and common sense? |
I voted for you because you said that you cared about education! All you care about are test scores! |
Principal to: |
Do the homework your teacher assigns! |
Please support the teacher, make sure your children do all of their homework, and help us raise test scores! |
Cover more material! Raise test scores! |
What are you doing at your school to raise test scores? |
I need a district homework policy that I can give to my teachers and parents! |
We're raising test scores! |
District to: |
The Test is important! Do better on The Test! |
It's up to you! Help your children with their homework! Raise test scores! |
It's up to you! Cover more material! Give more homework! Raise test scores! |
Are you telling your teachers to raise those test scores? |
What are you doing to raise test scores in your district? Longer days? More material? More homework? Hmmm... |
We are doing everything possible to raise test scores! |
Politicians & Big Business to: |
If you do better on The Test, we'll build you a park with a swimming pool and give your dad a new job! |
We can't help your community if you don't make us look good! Help your children with their homework! Raise test scores! |
Raise test scores- and do it with less! |
What, exactly, is your school doing to raise test scores? |
We can't help your district if you don't make us look good! Raise those test scores! |
Our test scores are bigger than your test scores! |